The 10 : Why am I late to school?

By Daeja Lee Conner

Staff Writer

10. I am not late. Everyone else is early.

9. My dog has separation anxiety and wouldn’t let me leave.

8. There was only one cashier working the Starbucks line.

7. I am a vampire, and could not find my daylight ring.

6. I thought my mom would believe me if I said I was sick.

5. I had to stop and smell the roses.

4. I was halfway to school when I realized I had pajamas on.

3. I stopped to take selfies because the lighting was good.

2. I dropped my waffle on the way to school and had to go back home to make another one.

1. I had an allergic reaction to the sound my alarm clock made.

 

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