By Daeja Lee Conner
10. I am not late. Everyone else is early.
9. My dog has separation anxiety and wouldn’t let me leave.
8. There was only one cashier working the Starbucks line.
7. I am a vampire, and could not find my daylight ring.
6. I thought my mom would believe me if I said I was sick.
5. I had to stop and smell the roses.
4. I was halfway to school when I realized I had pajamas on.
3. I stopped to take selfies because the lighting was good.
2. I dropped my waffle on the way to school and had to go back home to make another one.
1. I had an allergic reaction to the sound my alarm clock made.